Review: Terrible Thames Boat tourTerrible Thames Boat Tour – History with a Twist!Review: Terrible Thames Boat tour
Jump aboard the Terrible Thames for a thrilling 45-minute boat tour packed with captivating stories from British history. Led by schoolgirl Billy and her quirky teacher, this interactive journey brings the past to life through songs, humour, and fascinating facts.
A Fun and Educational Adventure
Perfect for budding historians, this tour offers a unique, hands-on way to learn about British history. The mix of shanty songs, toilet humour, and storytelling ensures that both kids and adults stay entertained from start to finish.
We’ve enjoyed Horrible Histories on stage before, and this experience was just as fun and educational. In fact, Evie (my daughter) even recognised some facts from school! You can check out my review of Horrible Histories Live for more on that brilliant show.
Perfect Double Act
Billy and her teacher make a fantastic duo, delivering historical facts with plenty of laughs. From the legend of Boudica to uncovering the infamous “poo hole,” the tour covers a surprising range of topics. Did you know Egypt’s Needle has a hidden time capsule inside?
Billy’s enthusiasm for history, inspired by her Uncle Bob’s Thames adventures, shines through. She takes you from King Henry VIII’s reign to the dramatic story of Guy Fawkes, making history feel exciting and immersive. Parents will appreciate the mix of humour and accuracy, while kids will love the fun delivery (and, of course, the toilet jokes!).
Practical Details
- Prices: Adults (15+) £25 | Children (4–14) £15 | OAP £20 | Under 3s go free
- Tour Times: Running daily from 13th July during summer holidays
- Family & Group Tickets: Available for larger groups
📌 Book your tickets now for a fun-filled day on the Thames!
Review: 5/5
As a PR invite, this experience exceeded expectations. The mix of immersive storytelling, historical accuracy, and humour makes it a must-visit. Whether you’re a history buff or just looking for a fun family day out, the Terrible Thames boat tour is unforgettable.
